communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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lissomely:

Okay so it’s been recently brought to my attention that the line in Up All Night is in fact “Katy Perry’s on replay”, not “Katy Perry’s on a plane”, which explains SO MUCH. This whole time I’ve been like why is she on a plane? Where is she going? How do you know she’s on a plane? Is she okay? 

Doesn’t help either that I was mishearing Rock Me as well - I thought “R-O-C-K me again” was “I won’t see Katy again” and I was like well not if she’s on a plane you won’t.

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descriptive language in creative writing pieces like

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everniam:

Wembley 7/6/14

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical Order…Seductively

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